Social Distancing Satori Chocolate Cream Pie

Recipe and photography by Mike Glazer and Mary Jane Gibson @weedandgrub

There’s something comforting about a great slice of pie. And we could all use a little comfort while we stay safely at home. We’re learning a new way to celebrate 420 while social distancing: making delicious infused dishes to enjoy during virtual hangouts with friends. This pie is perfect for a little 420 celebration: it’s rich and delicious, easy to whip up, and great with a cup of coffee (we like it for breakfast — no judgement here!). Your tastebuds will have a great time — and your other buds will definitely be asking you for the recipe.

Goods: Satori milk chocolate bar

Dosage per slice: 9mg THC

Makes: 10 slices

For the Chocolate Pie Crust

Ingredients

• 1 1/4 cup white sugar
• 2/3 cup all-purpose flour
• 3/4 cup unsweetened cocoa powder
• 1 pinch salt
• 1/2 cup butter, melted
• Your fave music playing in the background :)
  

Directions

1. Play music you love.
2. Preheat the oven to 325ºF degrees.
3. Sift sugar, flour, cocoa powder, and salt together in a medium bowl so they become friends.
4. Drizzle ribbons of melted butter into the mixture, and stir.
5. Gently press your dough into the bottom and up the sides of a 9-inch pie pan.
6. Bake until the sides are firm and the bottom bubbles, 10-15 minutes.
7. Let pie shell cool. Feel proud.
   

For the Chocolate Cream Pie Filling

Ingredients

• 3 cup milk
• 1/4 cup butter
• 1 Satori milk chocolate bar (plus extra for garnish)
• 1 cup sugar
• 2 Tbsp flour
• 3 Tbsp cornstarch
• 3 Tbsp cocoa powder
• 3 eggs
• 1 tsp vanilla
• More great music in the background
  

For Whipped Cream:

• 3/4 cup chilled heavy cream
• 1 Tbsp sugar
  

For Garnish:

• Shaved Satori milk chocolate bar
  

Directions

• Keep playing those tunes.
• Heat milk, butter, and Satori milk chocolate bar in a medium saucepan on medium-low heat.

• Sift sugar, flour, cornstarch and cocoa together in a medium bowl so they become pals.
• Beat eggs into mixture until velvety smooth.
• Pour mixture into heated milk, stirring constantly until thickened. Don’t look away!
• Add vanilla while stirring. Remove from heat.
• Pour thickened mixture into your pie shell and chill about 2 hours (or, the length of a great movie).
• Top with mounds of whipped cream.

• Garnish alert! Shave Satori milk chocolate atop the whipped cream for an extra-delicious flourish — va va voom!